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CleanLaugh of the Day!

hello...

let's have a place for clean jokes, stories and anything that's funny but "clean".

like this:
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"A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it. People recognize me all the way up here."

Then a man came over to him and said, "Thanks for coming. They won't start the movie unless we have ten paying people or more."

here's another one:

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While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician.

"Have you ever broken a bone?" he asked.

"Yes," the girl replied.

"Did it hurt?"

"No."

"Really? Which bone did you break?"

"My sister's arm."

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Permalink Reply by Jeremiah & Cha Togonon on February 22, 2008 at 10:06pm: - An 85-year old Christian grandmother was once asked by her granddaughter, "Grandma, what is your favorite song?".

The old woman smiled...and while she coughs, she answered the little girl... "My favorite song is...'Never grow old' ..." Then they both sang together...

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Permalink Reply by Lidy on February 23, 2008 at 9:35pm: On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jeremiah & Cha Togonon on February 23, 2008 at 10:05pm: hehe, yeah, how will that help?

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Permalink Reply by Hanah_ on April 17, 2008 at 1:06am: lol..funny; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jeremiah & Cha Togonon on February 23, 2008 at 10:06pm: A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, U.S.A., they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy $5.00. Mr. President thought that this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to GOD that read: "Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those devil's deducted $95.00.

have fun!

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Permalink Reply by Hanah_ on April 17, 2008 at 1:08am: aww....hahaha.. very funny; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lidy on February 24, 2008 at 3:48am: Who Is The Most Obedient?

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy." =))

God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ana Togonon on February 26, 2008 at 11:39am: Shopkeepers Competition

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read...

MAIN ENTRANCE.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jeremiah & Cha Togonon on February 26, 2008 at 11:42am: now that is a very good idea!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lidy on February 29, 2008 at 2:52am: hehe....wise man :)); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Joey Bajar on March 3, 2008 at 5:38pm: A 90 YEAR OLD GRANDPA AND GRANDMA

AFTER A LONG LONG TIME THESE COUPLES BEING TOGETHER AND GOT DOZENS OF GRANDCHILFREN,ONE TIME AS THEY WERE SWEETLY IN BED.....

GRANDPA SAID: "I'M BOTHERED TO SAY THIS MY LOVE THAT I NEED TO BREAK AWAY FROM YOU AND FINISH OUR COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER."

GRANDMA: "wHY HONEY?"

GRANDPA: "AFTER ALL, I CAME TO REALIZED THAT WE ARE NOT MEANT FOR EACH OTHER."

......OUCHHH!!!!!!....HE HE HE..; ▶ Reply to This