Share 'CleanLaugh of the Day!'

hello... let's have a place for clean jokes, stories and anything that's funny but "clean". like this: -------------------------------------- "A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it. People recognize me all the way up here." Then a man…